You make a big assumption about what voice I don't want my sex talk spoken in.

Is Paul Walker truly prepared to go all the way to play Agent 47 in Hitman: The Curtains Match the Drapes?

Is Paul Walker truly prepared to go all the way to play Agent 47 in Hitman: The Curtains Match the Drapes?

But he also shits houses, so it's a trade-off.

Yes. Dan slowly massaged that myth, exploring it harder an faster, analyzing and referencing it with increasing urgency until that myth exploded all over the wall three feet behind his left shoulder.

Y'know, I think there's less an issue with liberals being uptight about laughing at ourselves and more us being uptight about being the standard bearers of comedy.  And satire, more specifically.
   Revolutionary comedy for the last sixty years has largely emerged from a leftist place for reasons often discussed.  This…

It's the truth.  I like all of Judge's movies, but they're all delicious bits of marshmallow hilarity pressed into a formless narrative jello.
   That guy hasn't written a story arc yet that he's not perfectly content to let drift off into a passive non-resolution.

Just have to say Paul Williams doing Rainbow Connection on Yo Gabba Gabba is super awesome.

With Klaus Kinski as the lovable droid, H8-U!

"I don't know.  They had Yodas 'n shit on 'em!"

Babies of Yoda's race look like dog penises bursting with eels.

"Did not know, great uncle I had".

"I'm the Vice President (and the President of Vice)"

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus   Too wheezy sounding.  For brevity's sake, I usually defer to the German Gummi.

That's because nobody wants to say 'Hephaestusized rubber'.

Your greatest deed is yet before you, Herakles.  I command thee to find and subdue the Great Primordial Butt and bind it between the pages of the indestructible Tome of Titans' Ass.
   Where it shall be preserved and referenced by poets, artists and philosophers for the untold ages.

"We must find a way to heal this tear in the space/time perineum!"

For his MiO Fit spot, Tracy Morgan was just given a bunch of Skittles to chew on while Alec Baldwin did a voice-over in post.

Yet they still left in the scene of the dental dam bursting under a torrent of fluid.

It looks like they've already prepared the first promotional poster.