NO REALMS: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"I don't understand what Scabbit is, and I won't respond to it."

Perfectly normal teens with perfectly normal headgear need advice. The world is waiting.

Doesn't everyone agree that her most interesting love interest, by far, was that one FBI/CIA lady? They actually had some chemistry, plus it would open up a bunch of weird, potentially fun side plotlines.

I doubt they'd do something AVClub related, but I'm actually kind of surprised they haven't done a "fooled by The Onion" lawsuit yet. It seems like low-hanging fruit.

"Hey Husky, how you doing? Anyone been punching you? You can tell me, I just want to help. I hope you're OK, it would be terrible if you were being punched. I was just in the movie Ted. Say hi to your mother for me."

"Falls in love with… the President?"

Jesus, "Midnight." At that point, after 3 season finales, I had all but given up on episodes where RTD was the named writer. I was shocked how great that episode was.

What if we find the Suburbs inconsistent and overlong, and thus only listen to a subset of songs off the album and really don't like it as a whole?

Top Gun. Perhaps the best edited movie of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

And R. Kelly's got his head ALL THE WAY UP IT.

WHERE'S THE QB, COACH?

At first, I thought this was an exceptionally disturbing review of "Pan's Labyrinth."

Now I want Rudd as Fraction/Aja Hawkeye…

13 Hours of Firecest: Is Wrong

You're pwobably wight.

Woah, woah, woah. I can see one black guy in the Fantastic Four (it's edgy!), but two? Come on, we're making a movie here.

As someone who regularly hates on Dowd and his reviews, I thought that this was really well written and well considered. I don't think there's a lot of room to hate on him here.

We've all read Terry Pluto's "Loose Balls," right? Because it's the best thing about the ABA ever written.

"The story of this scandal is that it involves intercourse of a sexual nature."