This shit makes me sick to my stomach.

Agitdoc??
Tried to look up a definition of that but found none.  You can't just make up words, you know. 

Used to like them.  This song sucks.  Thought it sucked on Late Night, too.

I'm hungry.
I'm Hamlisched.
What?
I'm starvin' like Marvin… Hamlisch, the composer.  He wrote 'They're Playing Our Song'.

If you're having beers for breakfast, it's perfect.

What about that song in the movie "Dead Man on Campus"?
The goth roommate they decide is depressed enough to commit suicide is in a band called "Kiss My Ass", and they sing:
My words and my sperm
Spewing forth my tragic germ

Sure, if you pay for them and DIY.  I download pirated copies that are already synced up in the video file, so I understand the volume thing, but it doesn't really bother me.

Rifftrax doesn't really work without it, even though it's often Mike, Kevin and Bill doing the same old stuff. 
Of course riffing blockbusters without huge gaps in dialogue doesn't really work either, but it's new content and gives me the MST3K feeling.

If there's one thing I come to this website for, it's to read about the personal lives of the entertainment news writers.

It was neat seeing him on Letterman.  He really laughs the way his character does on Premium Rush.

"methinks".  I fucking hate people who use that word.

http://www.theonion.com/art…

Just finished the book and watched the movie.  Great book, shitty adaptation.
Plus the story the movie was taken from doesn't have anything to do with the title.  Hearts in Atlantis, though related, is a completely different story than the one filmed (Low Men in Yellow Coats).  And then in the movie the fucking coats…

Not exactly.  He's part of a megachurch now.  Here's a link to a really lame video he's in about a church retreat:

Shabadoo sound like something Billy Madison said.

Let this fucking show die, AVC.

Andy?!?!

He gets access to premium prices.

One Crazy Summer's Ack Ack

kirblar - They used to know when a skit was over.  Now they drag them on for far too long.