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The Ultimates in the 616 Universe are more of a multiverse-exploring super-science team. Basically superpowered Challengers of the Unknown who try to prevent cosmic-level threats before they happen.

You could age up America Chavez pretty easily. Her being a teen isn't really, like, integral to the stories about her? She's all about kicking ass, and you know what? Gina Rodriguez kicks ass.

God damn it, Maddow. You could've waited.

The Book of Life, yeah. It was by Jorge Gutierrez, the man behind El Tigre. But it was more of an action-comedy-love story deal set around the early 1900s? It doesn't seem to have a whole lot of overlap with this Coco beyond the whole Dia de Muertos and Main Character Plays the Guitar thing. Which, yeah, similar but

Oh, shit. I laughed just reading this review. I love Lithgow, but I was skeptical about whether they could pull off that balance of light and dark. This seems fun. I'll watch it tonight.

From a Mexican-American kid growing up on the border who rarely saw anything that looked like him or his cousins in Mexico, thanks, Pixar. Can't wait.

Donald Trump just wants famous people to like him, but they don't.

Marco Rubio makes the Cowardly Lion look like a paragon of bravery, huh.

I like both these things.

It's a journey in "Yeah, that looks about right."

His erection's shaped like a woman. What of it?

Libertarians are sort of like the vegans of the political sphere, pretty much. Which is to say, they're either supremely obnoxious, or they have some spectacular weed.

To be fair, they're just following Ayn Rand's lead.

Bobby would be a die-hard Clinton supporter, I just know it. He'd be wearing power suits to rallies. Hank's head would just about explode, but then he'd be like, "oh well, fine." I honestly don't know if Hank would've even voted.

Wait, what?

Hahaha.

I still sort of like Love Actually. Like, it's not a great movie, but it's got some good bits. Laura Linney could've stood to ignore her brother for an hour, though. Just put the phone on silent. Or turn it off. Your brother will be fine. You get yours.

Hold the salt. Can't have the food be too spicy.

All this news coverage has me about to tapp out.