The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

You could say "In this one neat Cartoon Network commercial for the Powerpuff Girls in the early '00s." https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"x was very important to me at one point but then y and now it is not important to me and this is all about how it affects me but presented as a universal truth"

I wish I could do that.

Because then they start thinking their bullshit is OK, and more come out of the woodworks. And then we get folks thinking that’s the status quo. And then more of these assholes take advantage of that to grab at power. And then you have fuckin’ Nazis in power.

It must be nice to be able to ignore the rise tide of emboldened white supremacists and fuckin’ Nazis. And afford sheet cake. Don’t you think I want sheet cake?

Just do what I do. Have your home button completely fucked and unresponsive so you HAVE to use the assistive touch floating home button feature and always have to type in your long passcode.

Yeah, and it was funny. But it’s also kind of a privileged suggestion, even as a bit? Ignoring the bad shit and essentially burying your head in the sand in the hopes that the bad men with tiki torches go away so that you feel better about being alive. It’s cowardly, and yet…it’s Tina Fey shoveling cake in her mouth,…

Damn, I'm really looking forward to having these terrible people back. I mean, Jimmy even broke my damn heart at the end of last season. I can't wait to see where they go from there.

I'm down if MacGregor's in it.

Is "beautiful" the only adjective he knows?

Et tu, Kylo?

"No word in the Trump lexicon is as tread-worn as “unprecedented.” But members of the president’s staff, stunned and disheartened, said they never expected to hear such a voluble articulation of opinions that the president had long expressed in private."
https://www.nytimes.com/201…

The Democrats are going to spend all of '17 and like, a bit of '18 trying out new, terrible slogans before suddenly freaking out a month before midterms and throwing untested folks out there in the districts they shouldn't be bothering with anyway.

The guy on the left looks like Garret Dillahunt's sociopath character on Deadwood. Either one.

I fuckin' love this.

"The three-headed dragon!"

HBO España.

Yeah, you do! Haven't you heard of desire paths? https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Didn't Lincoln turn Robert E. Lee's mansion into a cemetery for Union soldiers? Y'know, Arlington?