"Now free healthcare!"

Yep, it's great.

I mean, it did sort of work out.

Cole Sprouse is coming into his own. I sort of figured he would be good from the get-go, but he nailed this episode. Him and Skeet Ulrich were powerhouses. Good for Riverdale. I also hope being free of Ms. Grundy will get Archie back on track. Archie's supposed to be a klutzy guy who'd take a bullet for a friend. I…

It's back! It's gone! It's back! It's gone!

Cristela's from my part of the country, and she made it. So I'm going to cheer her success, even if she's playing a magical person of color guiding a white man's journey who may or may not be sassy.

She's like some sort of car sorcereress!

I mean, not yet.

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Ah, Christ, Brie Larson is the opposite of this new format. She's the best.

God, I adore this show. It (and Rachel Keller and Aubrey Plaza and Dan Stevens) is absolutely mesmerizing. I continue to be amazed at how clever this show is with showing David and the other mutants' powers.

I dunno. Up until now, the parasite's been manipulating David's life. Erasing his memories. Locking away his powers. Letting him feel like he's mentally ill while it takes over his body. Essentially ruining his relationships with other people. I can see its end-goal being to basically break David down until it can…

It's likely the best work she's ever done outside of April Ludgate.

you know how Batman villain Clayface can transform his large clay body into a normal human person body for a little bit but most of the time he can't keep the form and so for a bit you have the bizarre image of that normal human person expanding into a grotesque blobby monstrosity, bits of flesh all clumping together?…

I dunno, Caitlin. Ice powers could be pretty cool, if you learn to use them. Remember when Cisco was all whiny and scared of his powers? Now he can do cool tricks!

Weird how I got colder to Timothy as the season went on. He started off as a shy but brilliant guy into a sniveling geek. Which is a shame! He's sort of devolved in a way that wasn't great. Wasn't he writing for Wired? Why's he slumming it at some zine?

You know, I bet a TV show about the life of literal Chuck Lorre would be pretty compelling stuff. Have you read that guy's vanity cards at the end of his shows? He's miserable. He's successful and miserable and probably knows a lot of the stuff he puts out is trash, but it makes him money and he's in the game. He…

Bean prefers terrestrial deaths.

I've always wanted to learn, but I'm 25 now so fuck that. The one time I tried I fell on my ass and rolled my fancy, new board into oncoming traffic where it was promptly run over by cars until it became splinters. Anyway, can't wait for the new album.

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