He pays extra so they don't.

Mary Elizabeth McGlynn wasn't the voice in the original dub, right? Shame, she and Richard Epcar basically are The Major and Batou for me.

More and more, it's like the universe is telling me to pack up and move to California.

The "Diamond" Joe Biden trilogy will be our new Godfather trilogy.

"What about us Gen Xers? We were the ones to really work in life to get what we wanted. No trophies for all, no certificates of participation, no soft parenting."

"Clavado En Un Bar" - Maná, because why not.

What if they changed a word or two from each track? Something like "Fuck Shkreli" or something. It's a brand new album then!

Could, like, Obama just turn on two-step authorization and link it to some burner cell hidden in a bunker somewhere?

I've had Twitter since 2008. I think it's time for it to go the way of Myspace. But it won't until a viable alternative surfaces, and I don't see that happening.

You're right. Let's get Meryl out there.

Eh, it was her time. She warned that award. She could've used it to talk about the benefits of colonics. Good for her for using her time to, oh, I don't know: address the incoming Leader of the Free World in what basically amounted to a light chastising without even using his goddamn name. Art is political. She is an…

I mean, she's at least as qualified as Trump to be president. Hell, I'd give her a leg up since she can actually string together a coherent sentence during a speech.

What about In the Heights?

I finally got around to watching La La Land, which I found an absolute delight. I can recognize its flaws. It may be destined to become something akin to Across the Universe, in retrospect. Even so, sitting in the theater, I was captivated by the performances; its use of music, and those bright, vibrant colors. It…

I'm wary but also interested. Here's the thing, though. Waid's book could've been an excellent template for a new Archie series. It could've worked great, and there'd be slightly less murder.

Yeah, I know. IT BETTER BE WORTH IT, FONTANA.

Every episode.

Scott Michael Foster brought a pretty great energy to the show. I know I shouldn't, but damn, I loved his character from the word "go."

Yeah, the Scott thing didn't feel earned, even if everything else was really wonderfully written. It could've used a few more episodes of build up.

I've always been fond of this song and video: https://www.youtube.com/wat…