Channel Zero: Candle Cove is the only show to ever get me with a jump scare and then keep me scared. The giant puppet standing over his bed? Terrifying, even more so when you get a good look at it. It's been a strange, plodding and creepy ride so far, but I'm excited to see where it ends up. Good on Syfy for taking a…

I liked the worlds of X and X-2 as nice, silly diversions of the norm. Then I realized, no, this is where we're going to be forever, I guess.

oh god i hate myself

It had a good DD-plot.

For just one day, I'd love to see the world through Final Fantasy creators' eyes. At the very least, I'd like access to the meetings where they decide how they should name things.

Eh, but I don't know that I would've been freaking out quite as much as I am now. He, at least, seemed like he'd stay away from bringing white supremacists into the White House. And, boy, am I curious who he'd have had as his VP pick.

I'm still trying to figure out what he means by "The Forgotten Man!"

You'd be surprised how many idiots thought: "They are basically the same!" I don't know what would've shattered that stupidity bubble.

LaToya, you're one of the best reviewers on this site. Your Lucifer reviews, in particular, are some of my favorites, partly because they mirror my thoughts: "Huh, this show is way more fun than it has any right to be, and this cast can sell just about anything."

"Peachy keen!"

That's what I was thinking! I don't know how it took so long for that to happen, but it was really great. And Rogelio yelling out his turns to Mateo was weird but also kind of sweet.

Alba’s anger

The people who whine about PC culture tend to be the quickest to whine about hearing shit they don't like, huh? Also, ugh, DiPaolo?

God damn it, I miss him.

Lavate las Manos.

Isn't Trump still using his private cell phone to tweet? I don't get it!

I had the worst week last week. Trump was elected. I got sick. I got a fever and then lost my voice. I then got food poisoning. And I'm even more behind on West World!

The hug was very sweet. And I think that's the best trick in Lucifer, making me invest in Lucifer's friendship with Chloe; Maze's friendship with Dr. Linda. The developments there have all been just…good. Even in the show's sillier moments, it's always been strong at the heart level, which is good.

No, it's not organic.

Does anyone else remember the cartoon?