Go, Winston and Aly! You do it!

Boost my bottom! Boost it!

I knew they couldn't pull off Flashpoint. It's a story that only sort of worked because of its larger, alt-self shenanigans. Wonder Woman and Aquaman at war! The Wrong Batman! A World Without Superman! Etc. etc. Eh, I hope this show gets back on track, soon. I really do.

"I don't need bills!"

Every time Mike Myers said her name in The Love Guru, she lost a few million.

The disparity broke my heart a little bit, to be honest.

Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! I deserve better pay! Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! Gina Rodriguez deserves better pay! Somebody…

Godzillas aren't supposed to gain weight during a pageant year, you know.

Quite liked Jude Law's performance.

Everything I've seen of this movie just seems…like a huge snore? I mean, sure, it's the biggest snore ever, but still, snorrreee.

His tiny little arms are huuuuuuge.

Demon Days is a great fucking album.

I remember watching those original Gorillaz videos on Toonami's midnight run. I was like, 9. I wasn't supposed to be up, and it freaked me out. Damn.

Batman: Deathstroke 'em If You Got 'em

I dunno. One of my favorite bits is people calling him The Batman. He's just Batman when he's with the Justice League or whatever. But when he's in the shadows? Nah, man. That's The Batman.

The reveal that she was a former bank robber and convict needs to come back somehow. You'd think she'd be more comfortable with guns or weapons!

You give January Jones a gun. She gonna use that gun.

The Young Animal books have been a lot of fun so far. So, sure, I'll give this Shade book a few issues. It's got an interesting vibe so far, and I love that Tula Lotay cover. I'd buy it as a poster in a heartbeat.

Kim was robbed, bound and gagged, and had a gun pressed against her temple. Yo, there's a time for hating on the Kardashians, and there's a time for empathy. Give the woman a damn day. Like, c'mon.

Yeaaah, I saw it coming a mile away. As soon as Chico met him in the middle of nowhere at night?