And Sarah Palin as aunt Edna wrapped in plastic on the roof.

I am worried about the $5 coke in the vending machine in The Running Man.

Is that like one of those perpetual motion machines?
Donate $2,000
Receive $1,000
Donate $1,000
Receive drinking hour
?
Profit!

I am one who can actually use either or. I prefer MW on hot sandwiches and mayo with mustard on cold ones. But it is really down to what I feel like at the moment.

As a father of two girls I am intrigued. Sure the 8 year old is much bigger than the 4 year old, but she cries easily and the 4 year old is fearless.

And next week ratings for Dating Naked go up 12%. New Mercedes for the marketing team! What's next boys?

I think it was on for 3 episodes in the early evening and 2 episodes after the nightly news around here in the late 90's, so yeah your math holds up.

Right, obviously his opinion is shit. The most charitable I can be with him is to say that he is mentally damaged himself in a way that does not allow him to express empathy for something that he should really know better than to portray it as a selfish choice.

It really is not any more nuanced than his stand on drugs. I take the charitable view that suicide and drug addiction/od have taken a very hard toll in Mr. Rollins' life.
If you listen to his stand-up or his short-lived IFC show, you know he is a thoughtful individual, but he has been so hurt by these losses that no…

Spike Lee gets a boner.

It could probably be any kid that is wiggling in your lap in what to you is an inappropriate way. Or perhaps when your kids jump on your bed to wake you up while you try to hide your morning wood.

Wait, the Daily Mail has gimmick commenters?

The show really jumped the shark after it left the Tracey Ullman Show.

***In this very special episode HipsterDBag is performed by Joey Lawrence.***

I liked the ghost substitutions, but it really should have just had the real dialog and score over the top of it. I suppose copyright is to blame. Dumb that you can copy the logo and visuals of Ghostbusters and not worry about copyright maximalists but you add one song in the background and they are all over you. This…

"Oh, was she a great big fat person?"

Just watch out for what has to be the most egregious use of an afro-style merkin ever. The whole theater erupted into laughter when she got out of the pool. I am not sure that was the reaction they were going for.

Same complaint I had about the books. The plot holes and dropped threads do start to gather steam by the third book though.

I thought that too in the books until he started being all spry with the sword. Now I think Stem Roach is about right.

See also Paul Ryan with Rage Against the Machine and Ronald Reagan with "Born in the U.S.A."