Yeah, you're probably right, but I still think Disney is more than capable of making something happening.

I've never heard of Octonauts, but I agree with you on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I've never been a Disney fanboy, but I still don't see how or why the classic Disney characters deserved being trotted out to star in a hideous computer-animated Dora the Explorer knockoff.

Probably, but only to a certain extent. Making it longer wouldn't have made it any less frightening. Little Wizards had a more complete version of the MP logo (everything but the first three seconds from your posted clip) and it wasn't any less of a blood-chiller for it.

Those always made me feel sad for Gonzo.

Funny how no one mentioned that fucking horrifying Marvel Productions logo at the end of nearly every single episode, not even in passing. Anyone who grew up with this show knows what I'm talking about. It's a perfect storm of nightmare fuel: ear-rape trumpet cue, Spider-Man's outstretched hand and fourth…

Muppet Babies was my favorite show as a kid and even now it's still my favorite cartoon of all time (though Beavis and Butthead is right on its heels). I was just talking about it the other day with someone who works at a bar I frequent and expressing hope that now that Disney owns both the Muppets and Star Wars,…

For me, the problem with Bean has less to do with him as a character and more with how extraneous he was. He brought nothing to the table, and if anything, all his presence did was upset the long-established character dynamic.

I do that sometimes, especially when I'm familiar with the depicted character. For instance, I mentally read every @Chancellor Puddinghead post in Pinkie Pie's voice and @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus's in Bender's.

The sock functions as a jizz catcher. You can blow your load into it and then chuck it into the laundry or the trash (whichever one you prefer) when you're done.

Because he has the Sweeping Generalizations About Gender Hat. It's been going around the blogosphere since 2011 or so and it's transferred to someone else of the opposite gender every other Friday.

Nah, not right now, I don't think. I'm trying to avoid a sprint to the finish if I can.

I'm going to take this as an order.

I'm going to second Pink as an entry point. It may have "token album" status at this point, but it's tough to beat as an overview of the many facets of Boris.

I'm well aware of the old trope about food never looking like it does in the ads, but damn, those are making me hungry. I'll add those next to Buckfast tonic wine and Tesco gin on the "things I wish I could get in the States" list.

You're thinking of pansexual nymphomaniacs, aren't you?

I'm only in the later part of my 20s, but my hair has been thinning out for some time and I already have a few thin/bald spots and a noticeably receding hairline. I still get a lot of comments from people about how I look younger than I really am, but at the rate things are going, I'm going to look like Jack Nicholson…

My biggest points of contention with the shaving process are the aforementioned hair-clogging issues (it's not as bad as it used to be; when I first started out shaving, I could only get one — and I mean ONE — shave out of a particular razor or cartridge before it became useless, whereas nowadays I can do three or…

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I can rock stubble just fine, but I can't grow beards for shit. The main reason why I only shave at random intervals is because I hate shaving with every fiber of my being and I'm lucky to get more than a couple uses out of a razor cartridge before I have to change it if I want to get anything resembling a decent…