Wasn't the guy who got killed at that Wal-Mart in Nevada the other day a "good guy with a gun" who got shot because he meant to confront the shooters?

Am I the only one here who has a hard time watching Marceline episodes of Adventure Time without getting rock hard? Christ in a cradle, what a sexy voice.

*takes an open seat between @Tyrannorabbit:disqus and @avclub-c2f1c4ca8c389f37c0d3c838bb27ef25:disqus, offers some Black Velvet and American Spirits to everyone gathered around*

How much longer will it be until the tea party finally hits the point where they can no longer drift rightward without all of a sudden becoming liberal extremists?

I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, Cantor is one of the bigger douchebags in Congress (which is saying a lot) and I won't be too sorry to see him gone, but on the other, the guy who beat him in the primary will likely be just as bad, if not worse. Nil points.

Because we flogged that horse to death. Doing it again now would be like bringing back the Golden Agouti Gerbil.

Doesn't he usually top, though?

I'm starting to get bored with these spambots. Bring back the 28-year-old powerlifters already!

Now that I think about it, I don't think @idiotking has given us any updates in a while. Or maybe he has and I just missed them for whatever reason.

Dan's response needlessly accusatory. For all the potshots he takes at Fox Noise Channel* whenever he can sneak one (or several) in, he's as bad about overreacting to minor details, skipping ahead to overblown conclusions and jumping down people's throats with wild accusations as anyone on its roster or in its…

Hm. So that explains it. And here I was thinking you were a Jain the entire time.

I was wondering if/when Savage Dik would be coming back.

The movie establishes early on that Chance has no social skills or anything resembling an education (just about everything he knows is what he's seen on television) and beyond that, it's up to the audience to fill in the blanks.

Something without acetaminophen in it, I hope.

Something more like "cut off all contact with the person in question," a sentiment I've expressed multiple times (and in no vague or uncertain terms, either). It comes up about every two or three weeks on average. I feel like a broken record at this point.

Tempting offer, but this isn't a good time for me. I've got enough shit on my mind these days as it is (employment/financial concerns, my long-dormant plans to move to Seattle, quitting smoking) and throwing something like that on top of the pile doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

That's right about the time I go to bed and some nights I feel a little too frisky for shut-eye.

I concur.

That sounds like the most reasonable explanation, provided s/he isn't just another run-of-the-mill spammer.

If I was in AFRAID's situation, I don't know if I'd come out to my mother at all, full stop. Never mind their church affiliation; I'm detecting some bad, bad juju about her family. And everyone reading this knows what I have to say about that.