It's time, once again after a long absence…for Savage Arsehole!

So whenever someone uses the word in a post today, scream real loud.

Alexandre Aja is the filmmaker Chester Novell Turner would have become if he (the latter, 'natch) had ever broken into the movie-industry mainstream. 'Second-rate gore-monger' is giving the bastard more credit than he deserves.

@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus Cornelius in the Planet of the Apes musical?

The Earth Died Screaming, anyone?

Better that song than many, many others, but fuck if I'd want it played at any funeral of mine regardless. Maybe I should draw up a living will just to include a stipulation/request that no funeral be held, just as a precaution.

I'd go with Makeshift Swahili over Sleep if I wanted a track from Deceit played at my funeral, but that's just me.

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Ashes down the toilet sounds like something I'd consider. I'd prefer them stirred into milk and given to a Koch family heir, though.

Not really, no. That's a silly thing to begrudge someone.

I didn't know Craig David was a hit with the newborn set. Hm. You learn something new every day.

Not in the version I just saw, he didn't.

Erotic fanfic, no, but I have seen the Cinema Snob's reviews of the porno spoofs.

Less revolting stuff? OK. I'm planning on going to see ET tomorrow. I'll let everyone know if they changed the movie and turned all the walkie-talkies into guns.

Agreed. It's a little early for Savage Dik.

Faint praise. Being more palatable than Chris Daughtry is like being funnier than Ray Stevens: it's such a low bar to clear that not only would limboing under it would be a more impressive feat, but not being him automatically puts around 85% of the population above it.

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus I've got Boris the Manskinner's headshots right here on my desk. I'll fax them to you in a minute, just let me know what everyone thinks of his potential star power.

He does get some character development in the later episodes, but for the most part I've always hated his guts.

Does this mean I can keep holding my breath for Biastoc (sp?), Boypussy and TomWaits for Snowman to come back?

Ditto. The last thing this random arsehole wants to do is face the random pricks, cunts and taints he went to school with.