Hickory dickory dock
Your mom jumped on my cock
She bounced for a while
Then left with a smile
But my dick's still hard as a rock

*backside melts into the sofa*

@avclub-51096670a18de3dbac0e197cf09db6da:disqus It was half-flaccid and the spooge was yellow. You didn't miss a whole lot.

Agreed. He not only crossed the line, but a few others that will have to be drawn retroactively now because of him. Infidelity is something I could forgive and would advise others to forgive (within reason, of course, as with everything else), but not blowing the family's savings and the kids's college fund on the…

Ditto.

Dear @avclub-d96de8f5bed9dd19382a469854ea1c4a:disqus,

Dear Tractor-Lifting Cape,

Dear Perplexed in Pittsburgh,

Dear @unicyclistperiscopes:disqus,

Dear @Nudeviking:disqus,

It's Hump Day! Time for Savage Arsehole!

In my mind, the natural progression from Home Alone 2 is Kevin growing up to become a vigilante. This hypothetical movie practically writes itself: ten years or so after the events of the second film, a reformed Harry and Marv are released on parole, but complicating their plans to reintegrate themselves into society…

I don't know. Are the editors drunk (or sober, I can't remember which one it's supposed to be) enough to review it yet?

Let's just try not to get santorum everywhere. 

I would like some Savage Dik. Do you want some Savage Arsehole?

Well said. 

I'm with you on this. My gut reaction was that she was picking at a scab she'd be better off leaving alone (though, as I posted earlier, the fact that she wrote in in at all makes me wonder if it affected her more than she said it did) and even in the best-case scenario I have doubts that an apology from him would…

Seeing as she wrote in to Dan in the first place, I'd wager that this has been bothering her more than she admits to or lets on. She might do well to take this matter up with a professional before confronting her ex (and when/if she does, Facebook is not the place or the way to do it).

Agreed. I have a hard time taking people who pull that shit seriously.

Well, so far it seems to be panning out just fine. At this point, it's safe to say that comments on Savage Love are here to stay.