Cow fall!

@Nudeviking:disqus Couldn't put it any better myself.

Bing can go take a flying fuck at the moon. It isn't a whole lot better than Cuil was.

I'll admit, that was pretty neat. Now if only Google had more fucks to give about its search engine than it does its logo doodles. I'd stop using it, but there just aren't any superior alternatives.

Yes. It was called Super Adventure Team.

It was shotified!

I can understand that some people aren't sexually comfortable around others of certain political persuasions, but saying things like "friends don't let friends fuck (members of political group X that speaker Y has objection Z with)" makes one sound like a major-league ballbag.

DTMFA indeed. Why Dan didn't come right out and say this is a mystery. The absolute least a married person can do is do right by their spouse (treat them decently, pull their half of the cart, et cetera et cetera) and TSTQ's husband is doing almost the exact opposite of that. It would be one thing if he was actively…

Marrying in your early-to-mid-20s is one thing (and a very foolhardy one at that, but that's just my opinion and I want to stay on topic here), but you should at least give the other person a year or two to out themselves as douchebags before going off and making him or her your spouse. Fools rush in where angels fear…

Anyone down for Susie Q?

I thought you were Dale!

Yes and no. The frame story has God and Satan on a train, but they're arguing about people's souls, not playing chess.

Fuck yeah, The Devil's Rejects. I have a Captain Spaulding action figure on my desk and a sinking feeling that TDR represents Zombie's peak as a filmmaker.

Razorback is a piece of fucking shit. End of discussion.

The Phantom Tollbooth would have to be the book I've loved the longest. First read it as a fourth-grader (just like Kevin McFarland…and no, we weren't in the same class) and vowed to reread it every year from then until I graduated. I got as far as the sixth grade with that, then the following year I was kicked over…

That Pokemon would be Raticate, Rattata's evolved form.

The Dead Zone is right up there with King's best, but I'm lukewarm on the movie. Walken's as good as ever, but I thought they dropped the ball big time on the adaptation front, particularly with how it handled Stillson.

Those are both good entry points into King's body of work.

I love me some King, but I never got into the Dark Tower series; I've made at least two cracks at The Gunslinger only to end up walking away from it. Should I just skip ahead to the next book or am I going to have to start from the very beginning?

Ah, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. One of those books my life is better for having read. It's fairly long and kinda pokey in places, but it's still a book everyone should read at some point.