Brian's Song, bitches.

Heore is my favorite in the 100 Acre Wood.

Burt Lancaster, who had circus skills, as Jim Thorpe, All American also works as an athlete playing an athlete.

Speaking of the juggalos:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Lay Down Sally is great for two-stepping at a kicker club. And Billy Jean is a polka, Texas-style.

I believe the correct nomenclature is "in a family way."

It was said of Mozart that anywhere he went, he was sure to be the worst person in the room. So there's precedent.

Supposedly Patty Boyd had an IQ around 85. Brian Epstein couldn't stand her.

I sort of like Riding with the King, though.

Mr. F&S, my first laugh of the day. Thank you kindly.

Maybe it's a tumor.

A clip of Warwick singing one of her classics was identified as Aretha Franklin on a BBC music quiz, All the Way from Memphis. No correction made that I know of.

Not being pregnant anymore ought to be present enough.

"Push present" sounds like the sort of thing that appeals to stay-at-home moms who are also Sarah Palin groupies.

What's cattle got to do with it?

Bucky—I think so too. I seem to recall that's why I bought the book—I figured, this guy has the sense of humor for me. Then I found out that beyond Psycho, he also was the author of one of my favorite short stores, The Hell-bound Train.

Is Oscar the one with Stallone? Someone recommended it to me as a great movie, very funny, and it ruined our friendship.

Confused Metaphor Island
Needs to be a tv show.

I like Once Around the Bloch by Robert Bloch.

Happy birthday, and many more, but not so many more that you're longing for the day when the spectre of death taps you on the shoulder.