Extremely good video. Another fine product brought to you by The Onion.
I wonder how many people with take it seriously?

I think that's her point, that it's not like the original except in the barest original premise and that all the heart and soul has been ripped out of it to make it palatable to American audiences who liked "Meet the Fokkers."

Another effective costume:
When someone asks what you're supposed to be, you look down at yourself and say with a trace of disgust, "Don't you get it?" Then perhaps a little eye rolling or a superior smirk.
Of course, you must not be wearing any sort of costume at all. At most, a bow tie.

Going by the viral video feed to the right, there's something about "Masculine Costumes For Your Feminine Son."
Soon to come: "Extended Therapy For Your Fucked-Up Son"

And Val Kilmer. Don't forget him.

This sounds like a job
for Hank Hill.

And the First shall be last.

Ring Lardner's rewrite of Eccl.:
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way you bet.

What L. Ron Hubbard believed
was that PT Barnum was underestimating when he said there was a sucker born every minute.

The idea of loving thy neighbor and so on probably arose the first time someone shit in front of his neighbor's cave and then stepped in the shit the neighbor left in front of his cave in retaliation.

Xenu posts here occasionally, so the AV Club is probably off-limits to his disciples.

Some days I'm a Calvinist; some days, a Hobbesian.

No love for the Rosicrucians anymore?

Anyone think of Matinee, the John Goodman film?
I did.

Thanks for sharing, Dunk.

The man and dog were killed by a big raccoon. It dragged the dog into a pond to try to drown it, and the man went in to try to save his dog, and they both drowned.
God, the things that stick in your memory.

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge was originally a short story by Ambrose Bierce, and the idea has been used about a jillion times since.

Ayn Rand:philosophy::Thomas Kinkade:art

Huh. In Texas I was at a company thing and they had big sandwiches, and I said no thanks, and the boss brought one to me at my desk even though he knew I didn't want it, and he was pissed because I wouldn't eat it, and then I got fired. Is that shit or what?

This may be too much to ask, but is the dog named Buffy?