Isn't it the birth of Mithris?

They focus on his eyes so you don't see the smirk, especially when he's faking being choked up.

The Remains of the God-damned Day
I Remember Fucking Mama

If, as the reviewer says, the ornament refused to work properly for four years until it "knew" it was going to be panned in the review, that means the ornament has achieved sentience.

Isn't Japan responsible for Hello Kitty?

Baby Hair Gel: the Terrorists may be on to something

Children as fashion accessories is worse than children as extensions of their parents.

Drew may not be impressed, TomWaits, but you have my undying gratitude.

In the original—and I admit I haven't seen it in quite a while—he's telling his dead wife that "everybody's fine," as if even though she's dead, he's still trying to protect her.

I'm guessing this isn't a remake of the Italian movie starring Marcello Mastroani? (Forgive me for the spelling.)

Yes, the Amish do constitute a huge bloc of internet users.

The Minotaur is a chiminea.
Handy for marshmallows on windy days; available at Walmart, $49.99.

Take me with you. I can see perfectly.

The Ugly Girl (Wanda) was my favorite character on In Living Color. So preposterous.
I hated everything Jim Carrey did.

Why hasn't Fry been on House?

Hey—if it didn't happen in America, it didn't really happen.
What are you, a communist or sumthin?
USA! USA! USA!

I did a short stint as a rural mail carrier back around 2000, and one of the guys on the route died from Agent Orange exposure in Viet Nam—that's a long damned time to be sick.

Is it the Disney studio that's just been put in the care of the head of the marketing department?

Couple of years at least. Kelly Ripa was on Ed for a while.

ZMF watches golf. Why does this amuse me so?