Oh man, it's like, so HARD to make millions doing what you love. Sniff sniff.

Greenwald was VERY concerned the other day that some liberal was spreading a conspiracy theory on twitter that Russia killed Seth Rich.

Or when he said he'd leave his play-fort prison if Obama granted Chelsea Manning clemency, then whined afterward that Obama only did it to make a liar out of him (and then he promptly, you know, showed himself to be a liar).

Hopefully this gives him more time to spread lies about Seth Rich and Robert Mueller.

“weird because I really think in his heart he’s a genuine patriot.”

Sean Hannity just tweeted that he wouldn't be the man he is today without Ailes, which is a truly awful thing to say about someone who just died.

I just hope for more prayer murder.

I for one am shocked that the misogynistic, homophobic weirdo who thinks smoking on stage and rambling counts as a comedy routine wouldn't have the best political takes.

So, are all the fucknut far left bros going to continue to pretend the Russia story is a nothingburger after tonight?

Let's just say this show moved him….

I caught a couple episodes of it, and while it was terrible, Lennon did as much with the material as was humanly possible. I doubt anyone could have done a better job. I wouldn't say he turned chicken shit into chicken salad, but he probably turned it into microwaved chicken nuggets.

Kelvin Yu is the guy who can't act at all. Yang doesn't appear in the show.

2025: Remember fidgets? They're back. In pog form.

Oooooooh, I get it.

But, like, why?

Son of Zorn was maybe the stupidest idea for a sitcom since the Geiko Cavemen.

The dream of the 90s is alive at Panera

She's kind of entered the uncanny valley.

You know what this delicious meal needs? Something with the texture of cabbage that's been sitting in the vegetable crisper for 3 weeks and the flavor of shitty licorice candy.

"clementine and fennel focaccia"