I hope someday he and Lena Dunham team up on a project. I just really want to read the AVClub comments on that one.

He was good in that one episode of Party Down, and that is literally the last nice thing I will ever say about him.

Remember when Tucker Carlson repeatedly called Jon Stewart and John Kerry buttboys? Remember all the liberals who accused Carlson of homophobia for that?

These liberal molehills sure are terrible.

If you ever read his articles on Intercept (which I've stopped doing for my own sanity), he also loves to do this thing where he provides links to "back up" his opinions, most of which either say the opposite of what he's claiming or have nothing to do with what he's claiming.

Don't worry, his role in the US election will ensure tens of thousands die from lack of access to health care. He'll make up ground.

McDonalds meat is at least actual, minimally processed food. I've never understood why people think their food is so terrible but then go eat lunch meat and rehydrated glop soup from Panera or something…

I'm just going to take this opportunity to say, fuck Glenn Greenwald, Adam Johnson, and any other ostensibly progressive leftist still defending this Russian water carrying, men's right activisting, cult of personality cultivating rapist.

Let's get back to my wife swapping metaphor.

Oh man, that guy treated me after I cut off a not insignificant portion of my thumb a few years ago. Guess I have something in common with Jimmy Fallon.

I think Mo Rocco has been trapped in the Henry Ford Museum in Michigan for the last year or two.

In Canada for many years it meant "lactose intolerant."

No, you're not being too literal.

The Very Serious Leftist Twitter brigade is super pissed about this, yeah.

Yeah, and other than the opening guitar strumming, this sounds nothing like Yellow.

Yes, at last, people are shitting on Coldplay on the internet. It's been a long time coming.

In 2017 maybe, but Wonderwall was fucking ubiquitous at the time.

"If OK Computer had been [as popular as] Jagged Little Pill, it would’ve killed us.”

They want in on that sweet, sweet Joe Dirts 3 through 8 action.

Me in 2022: