She and Tilda are the best.

From Detroit area? People from there (including, unfortunately, multiple family members of mine) seem to throw that one around a lot. Haven't heard it in other places I've lived.

John Wayne and Mickey Rooney are my favorite Asian actors.

Hope you find a safe space, sweetheart. Special snowflakes like you are too fragile for this crazy world.

This will eventually be a Chopped ingredient.

Good.

And you get a shitty candidate, and you get a shitty candidate, and you get a shitty candidate, and you get a shitty candidate!

I will never, ever understand the appeal of Tara. So mopey and boring. She had the personality of an elderly dog that winces anytime you try to pet it.

This is such a slippery slope. You start normalizing gay characters, next you're going to think a captive woman fucking a beast is okay.

No, behind the candelabra.

Glad to see the FX model has made it's way to the main network.

Would you settle for lazy toilet dogs?

I just hope there's still room on the schedule for a thinly autobiographical half hour dramedy starring a stand-up comedian.

NO YOU SHUT UP

Yep.

They should continue to tell the truth. It is their job, regardless of whether it brings in viewers.

That's fair. I shouldn't say they themselves (at least in Stewart's case), but their shows are really just salves. When they "destroy" things, they don't actually have any measurable impact.

The Stewarts and Bees really don't accomplish anything other than assuring liberals they're not crazy, that everything that's going on is what's crazy.

When did Vincent D’Onofrio morph into bald Donald Trump?

Affleck was certainly humbly taken by surprise.