Aaaaaaand now I'm depressed.

You know who else doesn't repeat stupid jokes and memes ad nauseam around here?

I find this kind of smug bullshit unwatchable.

It's true, my posture is terrible

It seems like a lot of people have a warm place in their heart for this one. I'm not sure why.

Finally, the spiritual sequel to Baby Mama that no one asked for!

I re-watched this movie a couple years back and…. it does not hold up well.

Maybe this?

"While in Chicago we obtained blood tests for compatibility from an East Indian female doctor. "

I certainly haven't watched this on a loop for minutes at a time.

Man, those guys sound like a bunch of cucks.

So vote Jill Stein!

Tangentially related, I love all of these Oprah Weight Watchers commercials.

I'm sure what ever daughter wants to hear is about how their mother's taint still pwns their father's dick.

I really enjoyed An Antz Life.

Does Dr. Strange at any point self-diagnosis himself as autistic? He is a doctor, after all.

Pretentious, boring, AND long? Where do I sign up?!

After she got an Oscar nomination for playing Miss Piggy (that is the voice she was doing in Julie and Julia, right?), I'm pretty sure this would work.

Deadpool was not by any stretch a great movie - plot wise, it's about as generic as a superhero movie gets - but I would watch it 100 times consecutively before I'd watch Crash again a single time.

Seriously. Only great movies win Oscars, like Chicago, The Artist, Crash, and Shakespeare in Love.