I never thought I'd see Dev Patel get an acting nomination. He's like the male Alexis Bledel in terms of ability to emote…

The internet is going to be pissed when Tilda Swinton is cast as the orangutan.

People seem to like JFK, and his father was Trump-level piece of shit, so who knows?

Let's ask man from the future:

People like you don't understand the difference between fear and decency.

Complaining about not being able to call people on a moderated message board seeyounexttuesdays is a good way to ensure no one gives a shit what you have to say.

Fine, people who create scenarios for Kate McKinnon to overact in.

No, more bullying!

If you want to punch a Nazi in the face, do it. If you want to mock Trump's appearance and belittle him, do it.

Lenny Kravitz did a protest song that's just… I mean, just listen to this.

American Idiot was as terrible in 2003 as it is today.

"Really promoting unity with this, defining people by gender!"

When you start recommending Mrs. Dash?

To paraphrase Dr. House, "They put the Queen on their money, they're British."

She's certainly got the "Generic Indie Singer" thing down.

Five Guys fries are delicious and peanut oily and wonderful with malt vinegar and the fact that this list has fucking IN AND OUT fries above it makes me angrier than is rational.

Don Draper DID grab that one woman by the pussy.

She really is a remarkable person.

You are unfortunately remembering correctly.

Tangentially related, I don't think I can handle the next four years of Patton Oswald's tweeting. You can't even avoid it if you're not on Twitter.