That can't really have happened.

I was hoping it was going to be the twins as a Hardy Boy - Nancy Drew pair, but they solve murders.

R.E.M. - World Leader Pretend.

I like the cut of this Sean O'Neil fellow's jib.

Powerpoint presentations make for the best movies.

His cabinet sure is traditionally American, what with its insider trading, tax evasion, and support of gay conversion therapy.

Obligatory: http://www.theonion.com/art…

My opinion, which may or may not be popular: If you don't give a shit about comic book tropes, there's really no reason to watch Unbreakable.

"he deserves better than this."

And the award for Baz Luhrmanniest Baz Luhrmann goes to….. Baz Luhrmann!!!!

There are a lot of reasons I love my son, but the fact that he never got into Elmo is certainly near the top of the lit.

Given that this is Tracy Ullman and the show is Girls, I can't wait to see what ethnic stereotype she'll play!

I look forward to entire episodes on potato farming.

I keep watching this waiting for it to get old. It NEVER gets old, you guys.

Were they those guys that did The Freshmen?

It's going to be weird when Kid Rock breaks into Bawada or whatever the fuck it's called immediately after Trump is sworn in.

This story is a nice microscom of our current world - everyone is awful and everything is shit.

Now where how will I find pictures of nips and pubes in semitranslucent white cotton?

Are we human, or are we Chester's?

As a Bernie Bro and The Reason Donald Trump Is President, I only eat crab rangoon and General Tso's Chicken from the locally sourced, artisanal Chinese restaurant with the all white walls and bullet proof glass down the street.