Anytime Will Smith goes for melancholy and introspective, it mostly comes off as cranky and confused.

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma.

His critics are so anti-semantic.

I'd actually have one dollar! I got accused of anti-semitism for criticizing coastal media after the election. Apparently "coastal media" is code for "the Jews?" Learn something new every day I'm stupid enough to post something on a Salon article.

Synder's too busy covering up how his people poisoned a city to take on that role.

You know what the best part is? BUSH DID THE SAME THING. He appointed Spence Abraham as Secretary of Energy even though Abraham thought the Department shouldn't exist.

His dad is the source of his wealth and fame, the only thing he's ever built is his own celebrity, he's a reality show star who a large segment of the population inexplicably loves.

Ah, good point. It may be more of a talk show type setting.

I know she never worked specifically in late night comedy, but she's still a comedy writer who has worked extensively in TV. And the number of TV shows and movies about people struggling while working at or trying to make it on "Not SNL But Totally SNL" is pretty long….

I don't even want to know what he thinks about Guinea Pigs.

Why does this script keep calling for scenery that is literally edible?

"However, Kaling’s contribution, an untitled script about women in late-night comedy"

At this point, Radiohead could release an album of Thom Yorke bleating over a white noise machine and it would still make every Top Ten list…

Remember when Ted Nugent suggested sexually assaulting Hillary Clinton with a gun at one of his concerts?

"In the reality of the cold open, why would Walt and Steve Bannon be friends?"

It's positively Deschanelian.

So we're at the point that literally everything needs a dark, gritty reboot?

Stop making me feel old, pop culture news.

Like how Del Taco is Spanish for Of The Intestinal Distress.

I haven't yet. I'm definitely going to have to check it out.