Goddammit, keep that shit to yourself.

Aw, that's just Joe Pesci in With Honors.

It fixes the cable?

He's the John Stockton to your Karl Malone.

I was very confused by your first sentence, but your second sentence nicely cleared things up.

"We went back and forth, but the schizophrenic hobo beard and the pierced septum ultimately pushed him over the top."

https://youtu.be/VHUitMU4dr…

I actually completely agree with that. And I think Clinton was the most overrated out of the list.

I'm kind of surprised that Bee is as popular as she is. Whereas people like Seth Meyers and John Oliver are unabashed lefties, they also do a nice job backing up their positions.

35.

Best president of my lifetime, that's for damn sure.

I'm somehow not surprised that Samantha Bee and Jason Jones are the worst kind of limousine liberal.

Finally got around to seeing the new Ghostbusters. I really wanted to like it, but ugh. Really distractingly bad performance from Kate McKinnon, and Melissa McCarthy and Leslie Jones were given very little to do. And I guess I shouldn't be surprised when a Paul Feig comedy drags for long stretches, but oh well…

But where else can you read poorly-thought out political screeds from both sides of the aisle?

That's not true. Most kids are the worst.

They already ruined Metroid, why can't they leave Legend of Zelda alone?

It's when they shoot the horses, isn't it?

Rosemary's Baby.

It's like turning the heat on and opening a window.

Listen! Don't believe any of this.