I like how those cats are all, "Ooooo, yummy mice. Actually, fuck it, we're tired."

'Member last year when South Park did the serialized story thing but still told new jokes every week, instead of repeating the same 4 or 5 over and over again?

Someone should really get on inventing that.

I think most people's problem with the ear buds themselves is that you'd look stupid with things dangling limply from your ears, but then I do agree that is kind of a silly reason.

My experience with Bluetooth audio, whether in my car or one of the couple speakers I've had, is that it's buggy and will at times simply not connect for no identifiable reason. Not being able to plug in is an unnecessary pain in the ass.

Well, I mean, yeah.

Don't give Josh anymore terrible ideas for projects.

God's Not Dead 3: He's Just a Particle Now

You might say my "premium" is going "up."

At the moment.

I mean, sure, she's a shameless opportunist who's propped up anti-vaccine lunacy, doesn't like paying writers for their work, and features a style section that plays up to body insecurities, but beyond that, I'm sure she's just a delight.

Because nothing says "astute political satire" like Chris Hardwick.

https://m.youtube.com/watch…

If there's one thing I've been looking for as a parent of two young children, it's another shitty computer-animated reboot of a shitty hand-drawn cartoon from my childhood.

I still can't figure out what they were going for with the hot dog bun. It's like the bun is a vulva, and there's the opening of the vagina in the middle, but then it also has boobs?

Remember when cultural appropriation meant something besides, "White person does thing that white liberals on twitter don't like?"

And that minor Libertarian candidate who is really just a generic Republican who happens to like weed and who has less foreign policy knowledge than the average Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego contestant? What a bullshit strawman that character is.

You can PUT IT ON THE BOARD

You have to admit, "It's rigged" takes way fewer words than what you said.

THERE'S NO WHITE HISTORY MONTH