I'll start by looking at all opinions on Skyler White in every Breaking Bad review.

I've never been entirely clear on this, but - canceraids is Kaposi sarcoma, right?

This involves chafing, doesn't it?

Ken Bone is this season's Amy Schumer.

I was personally fond of the black guy who looked like he was trying to ESP murder Trump the whole night.

God, sometimes I hate the internet.

I'm sure Salon will have 13 scorching takes, including at least one from Amanda Marcotte that somehow argues it's the fault of Bernie Sanders voters.

You know somewhere out there Eddie Radmayne is bemoaning the fact that he isn't going to get his shot at one of his trademarked poorly and over-acted performances in this role.

So, this is just going to be terrible, isn't it?

Is he, though?

I'm hoping one of these days that they make a movie that's just Penn, Daniel Day Lewis, and post-Training Day Denzel Washington emotively and unintelligibly screaming for two hours.

It is when you live like I do.

That article was breathtaking in its hypocrisy, even by "former Gawker writer" standards.

My favorite example of the "deep down, they care" problem was an episode where the Janitor locks JD in a water reservoir, but then he connects with a patient with locked in syndrome so we're supposed to sympathize with him.

Scrubs itself owes a debt to Sex and the City, a show whose format it more or less copied (lead character who also doubles as a third person omniscient narrator who ends every episode by basically explicitly stating the theme of the episode, the lead character is a narcissistic self-obsessed twit, goofy comedy…

BUT I'M OVER HERE CHECKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY PRIVILEGE!!!!

Flip Cup for sure.

My wife decided she wanted to play this when her family was over, but her dad is, how can I put this nicely, a fucking right-wing lunatic, so she insisted on pulling out all of the cards that made fun of Republicans. Turns out that's a lot of cards.

The Heart of a Child…. Fiery Poops.

This… does not strike me as a good idea.