For a recent one:

Mine is rather cryptic:

So I'm to believe that the head trauma was caused by an accidental fall, Mister Fistinyourface?????

It'll be called "Kind of Gray."

Cat Scratch Fever, with all its wholesome finger banging values.

"The White Stripes reunite"

I'd put this album in my top five, along with Murmur, Reckoning, Lifes Rich Pageant, and New Adventures in Hi Fi. Start to finish, it's just a great straight-forward rocker.

Esposito added, "Also, let's be honest, stand-up is funny and improv isn't."

I think it was called, "The Train That Couldn't Slow Down."

Does Will Arnett just get really high before deciding what projects to take on?

They let them film their “Transmisogyny – Racism – Gentrification – Queer Antagonism – Devaluation of Feminist Discourse” for six years. Even if Portlandia is the problem, it’s a problem they chose to enable and benefit from. (Not that I actually think Portlandia is "problematic").

But that's none of my business.

It was kind of funny, but it just didn't seem… in any way based in reality.

Matt Furie's confused about all of this? I know that feel bro.

Hey, the governor of Michigan only poisons people, he doesn't round them up and arrest them! Get it straight, TV show!

The unimportant-thing-being-taken-super-cereal thing is often really funny in one-off episodes (The "you got served!" one is an all-time great, for instance). But yeah, it gets old quickly in a serialized format.

It was Nixon vs Humphrey vs Wallace. All won electoral college votes. Wallace won several states.

I'd just like to point out that you just called George Wallace better than Hillary Clinton.

And our great grandparents elected Warren G Harding. Our parents had an election that featured Richard Nixon and George Wallace.

In Clinton's defense, I don't know how you don't smile when your opponent is saying things in front of 80 million people like: