Would you ask Tom Petty's obit that question?

It's still one more thing I can hate her for, and hate St. Louis for.

And you know what else? Schlafly beer sucks, too.

Fair enough. I'm realizing I more meant lazy than mean-spirited. If you're going to be mean, at least be clever. Otherwise you just kind of look like an asshole.

2016 gets a bad rap for all these deaths, but it has been nice enough to balance out the Princes and David Bowies with Phyllis Schalflys and Antonin Scalias.

Drifters don't count, though.

Does your esophagus hurt from eating way too much shitty food? Just block the acid so you don't have to listen to your body's desperate cries for help.

Yeah, most of these jokes were just lazy and mean-spirited.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, careful there, you don't want to say anything you can't take back.

Remember when they used to roast actual comedians?

At this point I think that's just the diabetes.

Why, that's enough to field a baseball team!

They didn't want a bunch of Kevin Costner fans showing up.

The first one made the mistake of having a plot and trying to pretend it made any sense. It also wanted us to sympathize with a main character who was, frankly, an entitled asshole.

Danette is correct.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW MY DOG

This is what happens to your daughter when you become a terrorist-congressman quadruple agent, Brody.

This is a fantastic band. This album is absolutely gorgeous, start to finish. They get put under the indie-folk banner, but they really don't sound like anyone else out there right now.

IT'S BEEN

The answer to every question on that show was, "You were sexually abused as a child."