In Soviet Russia, fridge humps you.

"Lots of tables complained, and management took the app off the bill, but MOST tables wouldn't complain and just path of least-resistance pay for it anyway. "

"Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"

STELLLAAAAAA!!!!! YOU'RE PUTTING ME THROUGH HELLLLLAAAAA!!!!

"Why does this feel worse?"

Murph! I'm in the bookcase! Murph! Hey Murph! Murph! The screenwriter's heard of a tesseract, Murph! Something something black hole fifth dimension something something, Murph!

Heh heh… Super Pole Riders.

It was the 90s. Your band name had to be an adjective followed by one or two nouns, none of which were in any way related.

Oh, maybe THIS will be the movie Rainn Wilson isn't terrible in!

Wontmore?

"This show was kind of shitty, but they shouldn't have canceled it."

The panels were basically an even worse version of that.

It also starred Forest Whitaker and that guy who murders people for Kevin Spacey on House of Cards.

There was briefly a spin off of this show that starred Janeane Garofalo.

I don't get it.

Maybe they can hire him on Rick and Morty. He can be the replacement character to stop the show dead in its tracks so Dan Harmon can lecture his audience about how great Rick is.

I don't get it. What do you guys mean?

I blame the PC Police.

Man, even Mandy Patinkin thinks this is a bad way to go.

I already know what I'm going to talk to my mom when I visit her tomorrow.