"R.E.M.’s best album, New Adventures In Hi-Fi. You heard me: best!"

I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT ASS MAKEUP TUTORIAL, YA FREAK BITCH!

While I get why he's an outcast now in Hollywood, I did think it was a little weird that the Hangover guys refused to have him in their sequel after having a wife-beater and CONVICTED RAPIST in the first movie.

I probably would see this, but I'm grossed out every time I see the pictures of those creepy, labial hot dog buns.

I think history is showing more and more that he just had the good fortune to be in office during a time of economic boom and relative international peace. You look at what he actually accomplished personally while in office and it's a mixed bag at absolute best.

I was fully expecting his dad to be Gene Creemers.

GUACAMOLE!

She's got a lot of nerve saying this, after the horribly lascivious things she sang about Ray Bradbury.

Dan Gregor's Wife Offers Opinion on Male Gaze

Or they just show them all in order - aka the Whiplash strategy.

My general feeling on Tig Notaro is that I would probably absolutely love her if I met her, but I don't find her even the slightest bit entertaining as a performer.

Nobody likes white guys who are having a good time.

I love Lisa Hanawalt, especially her review of Drive:

The Simpsons turned into Great Job, Internet! so gradually I didn't even noticed.

Dear lord, just let it die already.

Dear lord, just let it die already.

Live Schreiber or Die Trying.

Some were, but not everything he's being dismissive of is crap.

Man, I didn't know so much dismissive rock critic douchebaggery could be thrown at that many bands in one article.

I finally read Dark Places by Gillian Flynn.