*“They’re murdering us! Well, not us—we’re white.” Tension restored.*

If you turn them over and angle them from side to side, they make pretty rainbows.

No love for Blind Pilot? I'm looking forward to this one.

Plaza (Dirty Grandpa)

"But Penn will probably find a way to reduce the character to tics and outbursts."

The melting pot contains both Alinea and Guy's American Kitchen.

He added, "Are you happy now, you fucknuts?"

"a beef short rib sourdough sandwich stuffed with macaroni and cheese"

Hey, he passed the bar exam on only like his fifth try.

Relevant: http://www.benzilla.com/upl…

By GJI standards, this is pretty much the fall of the Berlin Wall.

You scoff, but my monocle is currently in dozens of pieces on the ground.

I'm surprised Pastis hasn't already made that pun.

Jizzy-jazz, if you will.

Slate comment sections are so much fun when an article is utter nonsense. I loved the one recently where an ACLU lawyer was arguing that sex has absolutely no basis in biology and that there's no such thing as male or female genitalia.

I see Abby as potentially a Clinton backer, but Ilana would have been a Buster all the way.

Now if someone would just bring back Farting Boner Corpse and Obscene Coach Taylor.

Sure, Jill Stein has no idea what she's talking about on the economy and panders to the biggest idiots on the left with nonsense about student loans and vaccines…..

This is my fight song.

"The prolific band DTCV (pronounced “detective”)"