We're all looking for the better Other Barry within ourselves.

Sure it does. Life's a meritocracy. That's why I vote Libertarian.

We know, Justin Timberlake. We know.

You might say this writing is more…. quarter pound for quarter pound.

Amanda Marcotte's columns are really getting out there.

It's gotten Paul Ryan this far.

Is it the email scandal or is it something else? I've honestly lost track of which bullshit "scandal" is inevitably going to lead to her downfall this time…

What's good for the goose.

What if it's three Susan Sarandons?

Hillary Clinton made that remark in '08.

True, that was a pretty big factor. But he still only managed 700k votes in one of the largest states in the country.

He sure does oppose having a "common core," doesn't he? Eh? Ehhhhh???

Rhetorical, eh? Seven!

Trump would have to flip Ohio at a minimum, and Ohio is a state he barely got a third of the primary vote in.

Letterman ended up looking disturbingly like my schizophrenic uncle.

If only Jon Stewart were still around, he'd stop Donald Trump, just like he has for years and just like he stopped George W. Bush!

Okay, now I'm 3 and a half minutes in and they're still just vaguely describing the house.

I'm 90 seconds into the Clue one, and my goodness is it pretentious for a novelization of a farce based on a board game.

Lisa Hannigan. Speaking or singing, her voice is entrancing.

Heh heh heh… French Loaf…