"Just go to the clearance rack at JCrew, they'll have something."

"Emilia Clarke does a lot of eyebrow acting in Me Before You."

I'm not going to lie, though, I rather like the Chantal Kreviazuk cover of "Leaving on a Jet Plane" from that soundtrack.

Now I just really want to hear Springsteen warble his way through Party in the USA.

Yeah, the problem with Begin Again was Keira Knightly's acting, not the fact that it was a shitty warmed over repeat of Once…

Look, maybe YOU'RE not stuck in 2002, but I certainly am.

Kate Beckinsale and Josh Hartnett are two uncharismatic actors who, as far as I can tell, owe their careers to how beautiful they are.

I second this. I just finished The Sparrow and am now patiently waiting for Children of God to arrive in the mail. Just a phenomenal work.

"Sure, the structure of A Visit From The Goon Squad gets a lot of attention; its chapters jump around in time, from character to character, with no overarching plot."

Anne Frankly, it would disgust me.

Not sure. I suspect not in my particular neck of the woods (Toledo).

I have an old house (built in the 20s). One wall is all window and radiator, another is split by a doorway, a third is split by another doorway and some built-in bookshelves. Over the fireplace was the least shitty of all shitty options.

I know. I've been to South Beach.

At least I'm survived by Jesus.

Get out of the city.

Am I safe in assuming anyone who has naked lady silhouette art is an asshole?

You know in Walk Hard when the one guy is like, "This is not a good song. It's like five songs on top of each other at the same time." This place looks like the home decor equivalent of that.

Come on you guys, have mercy.

Makes Gary look like Flint!

Depending on who you listen to, it's either incredibly dangerous or it cures cancer.