Having lived in both South Chicago and St. Louis, all I can say is - North St. Louis makes South Chicago look like paradise…

Same order of magnitude!

I'm still kind of pissed they used people's misunderstanding of the term monopoly to force Issue 2 down our throats, too.

Yep, but that doesn't stop those assholes from calling it "The Murder Capital of the U.S."

What a stupid question. It's the thing that answers questions on your iPhone.

Seriously, though, IS Mr. T dead?

Ohio - The State That Wants Legal Pot and Voted It Down Anyway.

Pedantic title: These Are We.

"If I yell, my jokes will be funnier!"

Admittedly, only some clips. I agreed with, for instance, her gun control rant, I just wish it had, like, jokes in it.

Lecturing is the same thing as performing stand-up comedy, right?

So we've already moved on from 90s nostalgia to 00s nostalgia, then?

Matthew Lillard.

The popularity of this video makes me feel really, really old.

When she doesn't wear makeup, she looks mentally ill.

I really wanted to like it - I'm a fan of both the leads, and the supporting cast is stacked.

It's also free on youtube, has been for a few months:

Words can't even begin to describe this movie. It has to be experienced.

The Flop House introduced me to Fateful Findings, therefore I love Elliot Kalan and am happy to hear this news.

Oh, is that why Toledo looks the way it does?