I'm a fan of Breaking Bad, but the first season kind of sucks.

As you wish.

(Bottle doesn't make it off camera, makes window-breaking sound anyway)

Do people still vehemently defend Forest Gump? I feel like it's one of those things millions of people loved in the '90s but don't even think about anymore. Like Garth Brooks and Beanie Babies.

This burn was a pleasure.

Death to Smoochy is one of the best comedies of the last two decades and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

If you're referring to McDoubles, then yes, I know. But fuck you anyway.

Pitchfork - Making People Hate Radiohead Since 2000.

Grand Budapest Hotel borders on self-parody. I wouldn't bother.

Two movies come to mind for me - No Country For Old Men and Drive. I found them both pretentious and empty.

I, for one, am sick of being fat shamed by Rick and Morty. I'm tired of skinny people like Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon making me feel bad about myself

So you agree they're stuck in the past, then?

She was an award winning actress, capable of playing any role.

There's always the Whiplash strategy, of somehow basically show the entire movie in 2 minutes.

If this were really 1998, the poster for this would definitely have a glowing review from Larry King on it.

It sort of reminds me of John Q, that Denzel Washington movie that was so subtle that they named the main character John Q.

Money Superstar

My dislike of George Clooney may not be entirely rational.

I hope whoever is dumb enough to buy it looks forward to his life being ruined.

Other than Michael Clayton, I'd be hard pressed to name a role he's been good in the last 15 years.