It's going to be called Pan's Peter.

Just as long as they still have resources to make some 2 and a half hour comedies about adult children who learn to be minimally competent adults by the end of the movie.

As long as they keep producing moments like this, they should keep doing them!

I look forward next to the gritty reboot of Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?

Oh, can he replace Don Lemon next???

Seven word counterpoint - WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN, PANTS MCCRACKY???

Tori Amos punches a hole in her straw hat.

I felt the same way when my parents rented A Fish Called Wanda and there wasn't a 6 foot tall fish in it.

You wouldn't think completely changing 3 out of 7 notes in a scale would alter things much, and yet…

I know early Conan has taken on this mythical quality, but, man, it was a lot of one joke sketches where the one joke kind of sucked. You know, like this one.

But they use the 29 dimensions of compatibility that Jesus wrote about in The Bible!

Which is not to be confused with Woke Date, where you date someone and try to prove you're more aware of your privilege than they are.

I herd immunity to these kinds of jokes isn't great in the general population.

I'm hooked on oxy, she's hooked on norco. How will we ever make it work?????

Poor Ref Jeff. No one's ever here to make friends.

And honestly, I'm not sure why anyone puts an iota of stock into Christgau's opinion on anything. His listen to everything once then fire off a half-assed, sarcastic two line review thing is lazy and glib.

All I know is the 90s were the pinnacle of terrible band names.

In 1994 people thought the dude from Counting Crows was nonwhite. Does that count?

Sam Beam is already softly tuning up his guitar.

I'm partial to Janelle Monae's version of Heroes. I think it works.