If only they'd included Hooch. Would have been a trifecta.

Isn't that itself a cover?

I am really looking forward to seeing who covers Georgia Satellites. One of my favorite one-hit wonders.

There aren't enough eye rolls in the world.

Demetri Martin's low energy brand of comedy seems really boring, but the more you get into it, you realize it actually IS really boring.

An unwatchable John Malkovich movie? You mean Johnny English?

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Just get Leviticus 19:28 tattooed on your forehead.

I have such a supple wrist.

On the plus side, unlike Saint Ronnie, he doesn't confuse Star Wars with real life.

Oceans 12?

Blues Brothers 2000, oddly enough.

Don't get her started on her in-laws!!!

I had Chinese, Taiwanese, and Japanese friends growing up. They all agreed - Koreans are the worst. So this is an actual thing and my friends weren't uniquely racist? Just the regular kind?

Wight.

That's me. Impotently raging on the Internet.

It worked in '04 for those fuckers.

Good point.

That she's going to get praised for this is a fucking joke.

Just wait by your Obamaphone. They'll call and let you know soon.