Let's just say it moved me…

I don't care how dumb this is or how much I'm being pandered to - I am going to watch the shit out of this movie.

Too many Scoobs, too many Scoobs. Too many Scoobs, toooooo many Scoo-oo-oobs.

I don't know how people binge-watch this show. It's fun in small doses, but basically all the characters are insufferable after awhile, Titus probably most of all.

It goes to show how critical editing is in comedy. Less is more a lot of the time. It's almost inevitable that scenes will drag in a full 30 minute sitcom, which is the main problem I had with Master of None too.

"from a script that was most recently rewritten"

Follow-up question - when will you give us the Bevers backstory episode we've all been clamoring for?

When the relationship ends in murder-suicide, as it inevitably will, which character will do the murder-suicide?

That episode gave me more respect for Dane Cook than I realized I was capable of (it wasn't, like, a lot, but still).

I WILL FOLLOW DAVID CROSS DOWN THE ENDLESS PIT OF SQUEAKQUELS

And Johnny Cash:

When I bought my house, it was terrible, it put me in a lot of debt. I had to borrow six figures in cash. Scary stuff.

To be fair, the same could be said of Schneider. He fancies himself an intellectual, has a lot of insane conspiracy theory ideas (I think he's on the vaccines/autism train), and there was his vaguely famous battle of intellect with Ebert in which he got summarily owned.

Remember when Carrie's building went co-op and she spent the rest of that season bouncing between homeless shelters?

I never watched this, but I can only assume the theme song was "God Loves a Terrier."

Jeff Daniels, in a role critics praise as "perfectly adequate!"

Dexter could have been a great one-season wonder, especially if the ending had more closely matched the novel.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmmmmm, honey-child.

If this interview is any indication, as funny as she can be, she has some poorly thought-out opinions.

Man, that is…. really not a good song.