Late to the party, but I agree.

Boogie Nights - that rare movie where the whole is somehow less than the sum of its parts.

I partially blame him for the proliferation of the "shitty people being shitty and nothing really happens for 150 minutes" genre in the last couple decades.

Now he's shooting in 4:3? Why? Why not! It's art!

I think it was called "Steal My Sunshine."

I just can't look at Jon Daly without my brain going "showusyoursongs."

Yeah. I mean, he flat-out referred to America as "home" to his father. That seems like a pretty big tell.

Good point.

Yeah, that's a really good point.

Edit: Never mind. I seem to be conflating what she said with the Gawker article on the topic. My bad.

In people's defense, she described a sexual assault and made it obvious who she was talking about. I'm not really sure the reaction was "blown out of proportion" so much as a natural and obvious reaction.

The twitter feud between Obama and The Audubon Society might be the funniest thing they've done in years. And it's not like the list of funny things they've published recently is short.

One weird trick to turn your shitty, laugh-free website into a respectable branch of The Onion empire.

He had the lead in a shitty Woody Allen movie and a shitty HBO movie with John Hamm.

We used to play baseball in my backyard with gloves, a tennis ball, and a crappy bat with four guys.

Edit: Deleted because you already said the thing about catches in football.

Shut up, George Will.

Football's way more expensive, though, and that hasn't stopped it.

Oh, God, is that guy alright???????

My pants are certainly full of waste. Or waist. I wish I could spell, is what I'm saying.