Oh dear…

In the reviewer's defense, bad acting, directing, screenwriting, and editing are "some flaws."

Evil Willow - so emo, she just had to try to destroy the world.

Why wouldn't they???

Ugh, please don't remind me of that dreadful magic-as-heroin storyline.

Prediction - Louie CK goes full Wolf Blitzer here.

You could say this about approximately 72% of SNL skits.

But when do Dick Pic Fever with Eric Bronson, Yoga Pant Dress Pants with Sarah Adams, and I Can't Even with James McAdoo start?

This concert has been big news here in Toledo. Seeing as it's Toledo and all.

It'll make a great episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse though.

I didn't say the governor was going crazy, I said he was fucking Goofy.

Even more important than "religious principles!"

Why - why does the invisible hand of the free market hate religious liberty???

Hepatitis C is pretty effective.

Dammit. Foiled by trusting the listed city!

"dank, urine-soaked hellhole"

Well, Jemaine Clement can carry a tune, so there's still that difference.

Is either of those instruments even set to mandolin?

Well, the best voice actor in Rick and Morty's cast is Chris Parnell, who's also in Archer.

My 3 year old has been saying "Wubba lubba dub dub" and talking about Mr. Poopy Butthole for the last few months. I'm glad I'll finally be able to offer him something different in the form of Archer quotes soon.