Dark Man X gonna get you feeling mellow again. Mellow again. Mellow again.

Condescending man accuses band of being condescending.

I'm just glad the alt-rock set finally has its version of Macklemore's "Same Love" to wring its hands over.

Which while I agree are not substantive, accusations of being robotic and insincere are a time-tested attack, and the exact same kinds of things that were said about Romney, Kerry, Gore, and Dole in recent presidential elections.

Hillary supporters have seen sexism EVERYWHERE. People accuse Hillary of being robotic? Sexist. People attack her character? Sexist. I've seen these kinds of articles in places like Salon (I know, I know, my fault for reading that dumpster fire of a site).

I wish this race had been Elizabeth Warren vs Hillary Clinton, if for no other reason than misogynist "progressives" would suffer, but also so that people who recognize Hillary Clinton as a craven, cynical, pandering closet neo-con would have a candidate they could vote for and not be called sexist for it.

Look, Dad, I'm a Butthole Surfer!

My wife's roommate in college was basically Ilana. Even looked like her.

It really was the only possible outcome.

This is the single greatest job the internet has ever done.

We like civil rights! You know, as long as they don't cut into our bottom line.

Oh, sure, I say I support gay rights, but I ate at Chick-Fil-A last week.

I'll bet even Chuck Klosterman thinks Rabin writes about KISS too often.

I was in the same theater group in high school that she was in (she was there a few years before me), and we had the same director, Rick Bodick. He's a fantastic teacher, has really built an incredible theater department for a public high school.

What is it that they say about the Antichrist?

He quoted a movie where the Democrat is all decent and principled and the Republican is a blowhard douchebag who makes shit up?

I finally figured out what it is about his face - it's the most featureless face I've ever seen. His jaw merges seamlessly with his neck, there's no real point where you can say "here his neck begins and his face ends." He has no cheekbones. His eyes are just barely large enough slits for light to shine through.

I don't know whether I should believe this story or not, but I choose to believe it just because "dick autographs" is so amazing.

I don't know if "unearned smirk" is an actual phrase, but I do know it's what's constantly on Miles Teller's face.

Wh… where did his penis go?