I know literally zero of these bands beyond vaguely recognizing a couple names, I just want to comment that Antarctigo Vespucci is a great band name.

Why? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please.

I'm partial to "The manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me / Hey man, I just want some Muesli."

Goddammit, don't give them any fucking ideas.

Ugh, sorry to hear that. Fucking cancer…

Stage IV mesothelioma at 32? Jesus Christ, did he grow up in an asbestos factory?

Hope they like Shannon Tweed.

Wait - so it was going to be Season 3, just with Dawn in it? Sorry, I'm confused.

Whenever Dawn's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Dawn?"

In my day, we had to wait for the Cinemax free preview weekend, put the VCR on EP mode, and see what we came up with overnight.

I used to frequent Gawker, and got banned by one of their bitchier writers (Sam Biddle) because I dared to talk shit about Max Read after he "resigned."

Good. They got what they deserved.

For the first 88 minutes of the movie, Bubbles will be an unrepentant, cynical dick, but then in the last two minutes, without warning or the moment being earned, he'll have a heartwarming transformation.

Well, yeah, but only by like 25 years.

This is just reminding me that, even though I've seen the movie, I still can't believe that Escape From Tomorrow exists.

FX HAS THE BOOTIES, THE BOOTIES, FX HAS THE BOOTIES

I don't know how you can watch how she treats her co-workers and, at times, her friends and see anything but a shitty person there. A hilarious shitty person, but a shitty person nonetheless.

They're at least three of those things.

My parents took me to see A Fish Called Wanda when I was 6 or 7. Mostly, I remember being pissed that the six foot tall fish on the poster wasn't in the movie.

Yeah, I think they do have sympathy for these characters, but at the same time, they're both dumb as bricks, and Ilana in particular is a terrible human being and a shitty, possessive friend to Abbi (and a terrible fuck-buddy/girlfriend/whatever to Lincoln).