Didn't you hear? He has a winery in Charlottesville! World's biggest! Piece of….

We used to be a Secret Success!!

**cork soaker

I mean that's why it was called the Battle of Five Armies! Many sides!

*Dino de Laurentis raises an eyebrow*

Dropping the ball, Call of Duty!

*canned laughter*

"Walmart: All six right in the ten range."

Brohan, he was being sarcastic dude! It's funny cuz we're so far off from totalitarian demagoguery!

Parole granted!

I think
You suck
And glad that you are fiiiiiired!

Looove Barsanti. The rest of those Kinja-happy foodies will spell doom for us all!

Lemmy Koopa!

Steve Bannon IS…….CABLE!

Brought ya a series, Eckhart.

Is there an echo (base) in here?

Let's burn this sequel trilogy off and get back to independent Star Wars stories.

Well now I don't know where to begin.

Give Legion a go. No April Ludgate anywhere to be seen. I think she's snapped out of it.

Welp, it was a nice life while it lasted. Thankfully as a citizen of the Midwest, I'll only be in the nuclear peripheral when the next World War heats up, but most importantly, so will our precious AVClub news headquarters. It's not all bad!