Sound wasn't on but I think I got the gist of it.

Karen Gillan's groovy moves and Zoe Saldana "playing" the French horn help.

Oh it's in hardcore "audience dialogue" mode not seen since LOST season 6. Is this a final-ish season or a university hall lecture!

We've got the "tried it once!" model now.

It's not even catchy. Blurred Lines I got. This? Not so much.

What!! Oh my god this is so unexpected. I have so many people to thank!

Grievance 1: Suddenly the characters know what the audience knows.

He's cheesing out of his f*cking mind in those Weirwood trees.

This scattershot fan fiction season needs all the weird Euron wild card charisma it can get. He's the worst but he's giving it his all!

Meeeee Bil……

No matter happened I just can't get behind an indictment of Doug TenNapel.

It's true. He's too locked into that Evangelical mindset. But he made The Neverhood. And Armikrog.

For fifteen minutes! No more, no less!

Take that, old man Kushner!

He looks like N. Brio from Crash Bandicoot. It's a miracle he was ever taken seriously.

(Meanwhile, Anthony Scaramucci has been relegated to White House roof maintenance)

"So I walk in and, he is just lit…"

I think it's quite poignant to show the news footage of the terrorists interspersed with the dramatized scenes of the actors portraying theOHHHMYGODIJUSTCAME

He's a more assholish Funkhauser!

Check and mate! Now free Uber me.