"A hoooole in the walllll! Where the men can see it allll!"

"Hmmm. Alright, pretty close. What can I do for you?"

This makes for a good article. A groin-grabbingly good article!

You ever hearda' Alberta!

(Checks clipboard)

After we're all subsumed? Nah that's what they want us to think!

I'd make the argument that one needn't even see Firefly to enjoy Serenity, which I did and I do!

I'm actually optimistically ready to graduate to the next level and begin getting into shouting matches with people who voted for or ever defended him.

Well that is how it would end in this fan fiction state of affairs we're at. Fuck it, sure.

(Previously, on Game of Thrones)

Fuck you're wicked but correct to a fault! Now when's our grain and gold getting to the capital?

Ah I wouldn't call Snow's decision-making suspect because he's kind of a box of rocks to begin with. He might have been groomed to be a steward in the Watch but our boy Snow doesn't know how to "play the game."

Geez Louise what is this the Mail Bag spinoff? Varys cares about the realm. Period. You mean well? He's your eunuch! You corrupt your message? Away with ya.

Nothing better than a mutiny at Craster's Keep.

It's kind of like when Davy Jones' fishpeople turn on Cutler Beckett. In other words, go for it.

He's growing on us again!

Hey get a room!
We're already in a room!
Then lose some weight!

It was equally subverted on Thrones. Tanked on fortified wine he had no chance. Same with good ol' Roose! Poisoned by his enemies…..knife stabs be damned.

(Livecast in suicide booth)

Hot take: Fuck him!