That sounds like adorably tame per Fallon, especially when Trump is more in line with Victor Garber's backroom pussy-grabbing shenanigans.

At this point though Dwayne Johnson needs minimal makeup to look exactly like Kratos.

He's on the Radcliffe plan!

And the lesser more forgivable sin of mainlining bourbon throughout the filming of Castle.

Ah so just like the Kree and Ronan the Accuser!

"Sir! Desmond Miles is running through the ruins of Monteriggio naked and covered in neon paint!"

Clinton as Ellen Ripley sounds about as accurate as she was treated by men in those movies.

The sadder corollary is SNL all stars who are zeroes now. I was watching late 90s SNL a few weeks ago, and Cheri Oteri is in literally every sketch.

Bleep blorp. My shitty presidency is ruining Americans overseas…

Well Bill Hader's one of those people who's so naturally talented you forget he was on SNL.

Cecily seems to be taking this shitty new presidency especially hard. Like it's dampened her spirit.

Too betcha!

Yes but we need to get it from different angles! Again and again! And again and again and again!

He was a mannn! He had a bearrrd!

"…….did you just call me a jive turkey?"

Wut is thet a catchphraise…or…epilepsy..

….FUCK!

"He's thinking what we're all saying!"

Ruh Roh!

Lust for gold? Power?! …..or were you simply born with a heart full of neutrality.