Ann Coulter, you could turn on your entire party overnight and the response is still "fuck you."

Sure, once you get to sue yourself. I'd be broke!

Oh I have! Unrelated though, I got plastered and saw Guardians 2 last night.

Suck a diiiiiiiick!

He's far more talented than this show, I'm for it. Although he was Chozen with a Ozen so yeah…

I loooove the Cross of Coronado riff.

"More gin!"

Because statistically speaking, if you do one you're prettttty likely to do the other.

- The AV Club

You wouldn't believe it, but it was really something. The night the Cubs won the National Division Championship in town and were GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES, you'd have thought like I did, fire and bashing and glass smashing and fighting.

Joe's on Weed Street turned into the Mos Eisley Cantina so gradually I almost didn't notice.

#Stalingirl43!

That shit was so cool but brutal and game-overs happen with one false move.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "give me your heart," amirite?

All of that makes sense but nahhh she's a sweet kid. I hope.

I was blankly watching the opening credit call, saw that name, forgot, then oh 30 seconds later she pops up and I pavlovianly say "Oh Tamara Tunie."

Call em up from the deep bench, Vince Gilligan, the sky's the limit!

Nacho isn't a bad-bad guy but he's certainly no hero.

Take the rest of the week off and get back to us!

MAYBE MOE GETS A CELL PHONE! HAS BART EVER OWNED A BEAR!?