Stupid athletes who train their bodies to physical perfection. I work out for a week straight and I still look mediocre! Sure I eat normal junk and drink every other day but it's fucking bullshit.

GUHHH I HAAAATE BALONEYYYY!!!

He doesn't know the woooooordssss

And then you turn the page….and then you wash your hands.

I am the Greatest Character on the Show!
I am better than the salami and the baloney combined!

Well Ray's just so goddamn affable. He might be the coolest dude on any show on TV right now.

I was very surprised at how this show made me side with Dr. Brown all of a sudden. Snodgrass remains adorable, Ms. Abbot is out of her gourd, and DeShauwn is the hidden gem in each week.

As we all know, thanks to Dr. Krieger, Lysergic Acid can be absorbed through any physical contact to the skin. Meaning once those two idiots went wrestling for that water cooler, I KNEW that amazingness was about to follow.

Yeah me too. Why is that? Maybe because I, like Gamby, felt myself yearning for Belinda Brown's takedown but not wanting to do so at the sacrifice of the school itself.

He didn't break character once!

It makes excellent birdcage lining.

That's what I say.

I used to think Jared Leto was alright but yeah, someone needs to light a match and burn that footage in front of him. This is too much.

Well, keep doing it guy.

Dom Perignon, Please!

I mean it's gotta be "Bittersweet Symphony" and Cruel Intentions, right?

Meanwhile Scott Eastwood can't act his way out of a nutsack.

Polanski's work is extensive and compelling but the dude's spent over a decade in some kind of Napoleonic exile so it's hard not to think of.

RE: Bruce Willis.

I heard alcohol makes you stupid.